Ngesikhathi bethula i-Universal Serial Bus ngo-1996, madoda, babengadlali. Ungakwazi ukunamathisela izinto eziningi esokhethi kuyindaba yesikhathi kuphela ngaphambi kokuba othile azicime ngogesi ngephutha le-I/O elingafaneleki kunabo bonke. Sawubona, cishe isivele isikhona isithangami salokho. Ukukusiza ukuthi ukhohlwe leso sithombe esihlasimulisayo, bheka lezi:
Okuqukethwe[ fihla ]
- 1. Imoto Yakho
- 2. I-USB Eye Warmer
- 3. I-USB Pole Dancer
- 4. Steampunk Mouse
- 5. I-Flash Drive Encane Kakhulu
- 6. Ibhola lokubhowula le-USB
- 7. I-Universal Swiss Army Knife
- 8. Iseva yewebhu ye-USB
- 9. Izigidi zikaBrewster (zamakhilobhayithi)
- 10. USB Hamster Wheel
- 11. I-Laser Guided Rocket Launcher
- 12. Barbie USB Drive
- 13. I-Ashtray engenantuthu
- 14. I-USB Aquarium
- 15. Inombolo Yedrayivu ye-USB Ekhiyiwe
- 16. Ukushayela Kwesithupha Kwangempela
- 17. Izikhulumi Zembiza Yezimbali
- 18. Ghost Radar
- 19. Ifriji Elincane
- 20. I-USB Air Mask
1. Imoto Yakho
Emuva ngo-2005, i-Mazda yathatha igama elithi ukhiye wenkumbulo ngokwezwi nezwi, yakha imoto yomqondo eyavutha umlilo. kucushwe i-memory stick . Imoto ikwazi futhi ukuncela izikhombisi-ndlela zokushayela kukhompyutha yokuzulazula futhi ilayishe nomsakazo ngama-MP3 asuka emshinini wokuqalisa ohlukahlukene. Ngeshwa lo mqondo awukaze ubonakale selokhu ikhonjiswa iMazda Sassou embukisweni wezimoto iFrankfurt Motor Show – mhlawumbe iMazda yabona ukuthi ukwenza abantu bacabange nge-PC yabo (kanye nemidlalo yabo) ngaphambi kokuhlala ngemuva kwesondo lemoto yangempela kwakungekuhle kangako. umqondo.
2. I-USB Eye Warmer
Entweni emisha ephunyukile ku-movie ethusayo, ungakwazi manje shisa amaso akho ngokuwaxhuma ku-PC yakho. Lalela, Japan, uma ulindele ukuthi abantu banamathisele ama-electrode phezu kwamehlo abo kungaba ngcono ukuze unikeze izithombe ze-3D zomqhudelwano wokuncintisana we-Cheerleading Trampoline Championships. Okubonakala sengathi uyabona umfana osesithombeni.
Okubi nakakhulu, ikhono lokukhipha ugesi ezinhlamvini zamehlo akho likhangiswa njengokuphumuzayo, ngaleyo ndlela kufakazela ukuthi i-hentai akuyona into embi kakhulu abantu baseJapane abangayenza ngesikhathi sabo sokuphumula.
3. I-USB Pole Dancer
Abanye bakhomba imibuthano yaseNuremburg njengokusetshenziswa kabi kwamagama kwesintu. Abanye ekusetshenzisweni kabi kwemibhalo yenkolo ukuze bathethelele inzondo nempi. Kodwa cha, amagama akhombisa okubi kakhulu emvelweni yomuntu akule webhusayithi, lapho esitshela khona ukuthi I-USB Pole Dancer ibuyile By Popular Demand.
U-barbie wamadola angamashumi ayisithupha ubuyile NGESIDINGO ESIDUMILE! Le nto yayikhona, yabe isima, abantu abanele babacela ukuthi baqale ukwenza okwengeziwe. Singacabanga nje ukuthi umnikazi wefemu wakhala izinyembezi, wathatha imali, futhi usebenzisa isenti ngalinye efundisa izingane zakhe ukuba zingene ohlelweni lomkhathi ngoba lo mhlaba okhona lapha uyaganga.
4. Steampunk Mouse
Akuyona yonke into ongayixhuma kukhompuyutha yakho okuyicala ngokumelene nokunambitha nesitayela. Indoda eyaziwa ngokuthi u-Unklian kuphela, esicabanga ukuthi i-l33t ikhulumela umfana opholile owakhiwe ngokhuni nethusi. igundane le-steampunk lokho kuyasebenza ngempela. Kuyisisetshenziswa sokugcina se-steam-processor (sizwa ukuthi ungasebenzisa ama-flux capacitor ezintweni futhi), futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi ukwakhiwa kuthatha ukuzinikela, cabanga ukuthi kunjani ukukusebenzisa. Ubuchwepheshe be-Steam kungenzeka bube nezakhiwo eziningi ezimangalisayo, kodwa i-ergonomy yayingeyona enye yazo.
5. I-Flash Drive Encane Kakhulu
I-ATP Electronics icabange ukuthi isifinyelele iphuzu lokugcina kumadrayivu ama-USB amancane eminyakeni edlule, ukwakha a I-1GB encane kakhulu ukuthi uma liba lincane livele liphume kusokhethi. Ngokungangabazeki ukuqalisa ama-flashbacks amahloni ohlotsheni lwekhasimende elithola injabulo ngalolu hlobo lwento.
Kodwa uma kunento eyodwa ochwepheshe bamakhompiyutha abahamba phambili kuyo, iphusha imvilophu idlule lapho kukhona noma iyiphi isevisi yeposi, ingqondo ehlanzekile nanoma yisiphi isizathu sokuba lapho: qhubekela phambili I-KingMax Super Stick . I-Super Stick yephule umgoqo kasayizi ngokubona isihogo, ayidingi yonke imbobo ye-USB. Ukwelulekwa ngokwengqondo ngemva kokuqaphela ukuthi ulwazi lwempilo yakho yonke lungagcinwa kudivayisi encane kunozipho lwakho olungafakiwe.
6. Ibhola lokubhowula le-USB
Ngakolunye uhlangothi losayizi, umuzwa kanye ne-spectra ehluzekile yi- I-USB Bowling Ball drive . Inesisindo esingamakhilogremu ayisikhombisa, okusho ukuthi ukuze ihlale ilinganisela neSuper Stick kuzomele igcine idatha eningi kunomtapo wolwazi olingana nendawo yonke. Futhi lapho nje uyixhuma kukhompyutha yakho izophuka i-motherboard yakho phakathi ngaphambi kokuwela uzwane lwakho. Okukhulu FUTHI kuvikelekile!
7. I-Universal Swiss Army Knife
Ubuwazi ukuthi kufanele kwenzeke - ummese omkhulu obomvu onakho konke okudingayo, nezinto ezimbalwa ezibukeka ziyinqaba ongenazo, ithuthukiswe nge-elekthronikhi ukufaka i-memory stick engu-2 GB. Ilungiselwe osindile ehhovisi lesimanje, ihlanganisa nesikhombi se-laser, ipeni lokukhomba kanye nezindwani zokusika ezimbalwa. Ngokusobala, imihlangano yebhodi e-Swiss Army ijabulisa kakhulu kuneyethu.
Kodwa uma ungayiboni inkinga ngokuxhumanisa into ehlanganiswe u-50% wokusika emaphethelweni amakhoyili e-cyber-spaghetti acashe ngemuva kwedeskithophu yesimanjemanje, bese uyinyakazisa ukuze uthole isokhethi engathathwanga, bese sincoma ukuthi ufunde okunye. yalesi sihloko ngokushesha ngaphambi kokuthi uphule ikhompuyutha yakho.
8. Iseva yewebhu ye-USB
Yenza lokho kanye okushiwo yisihloko - i-memory stick encane engakwazi qala uhlelo lokusebenzisa iwebhu kusuka echwebeni le-USB, futhi isizathu kuphela sokuthi ungabonanga lokhu kusetshenziswe kumamuvi ukuthi iHollywood ayicabangi ukuthi amakhompyutha angakwenza lokho. Isizathu sokuthi kungani udinga ukumisa isayithi elizobonwa umhlaba wonke ngesixwayiso semizuzwana engamashumi ayisithupha kuphela futhi azikho izinto ezisindayo ezingacacile, kodwa zingabandakanya:
a) Ukubaleka usuka ku-RIAA
b) Ukuqhuba isayithi yezocansi ye-guerilla kusuka ezakhiweni zomphakathi ezinomlando
c) Ukuguqula amakhompuyutha enhlonipho anomkhawulo oyisicefe abe yinethiwekhi yomhlaba wonke yokwabelana ngeziqephu ze-Battlestar Galactica.
Noma ngabe kuyini, qhubeka!
9. Izigidi zikaBrewster (zamakhilobhayithi)
Uma iseva ye-USB ilula kakhulu kuwe, bheka!
Ubufakazi obuqand’ ikhanda bokuthi imali kufanele ivele ithathwe kwabanye abantu ukuze kuzuze umphakathi. Umkhiqizi wenkumbulo i-White Lake yakhe izinkulungwane ezintathu nengxenye zamadola ukhiye wenkumbulo yegolide nedayimane , futhi uma noma ubani ebona inkinga ngokumboza ucezu olulodwa lwe-elekthronikhi olulahleka kakhulu olukhona ngobucwebe obubiza amanani amane, ngokuqinisekile i-White Lake ayizange ibaqashe. Ezinye izimfuneko zokungena zeThimba Le-WL Design zifaka ukuntula ukunambitha ngokuphelele, ukungakwazi ukunengwa udoti oyingozi, kanye ne-IQ ephansi kunezinga lakho lentela.
Ungakhathazeki ngeqiniso lokuthi ungakhokha udwendwe lwabantu ukuthi baphathe ifloppy engu-3.5″ umuntu ngamunye ngemali encane.
10. USB Hamster Wheel
Uma i-cubicle yakho nekhibhodi ingakwenzi uzizwe ngokwanele njengesilwane esondweni elingasho lutho, phakamisa ukuhambisana kube izilinganiso ezishaqisayo nge I-hamster ye-USB ukuklolodela umzuzwana ngamunye wokuphila kwakho okungenanjongo - ukhokhelwe futhi unikezwe amandla yimizamo yakho engenazithelo! I-hamster ixhunywe kukhibhodi yakho, igijima ngokushesha lapho uhlaba khona ikhibhodi, futhi iwuhlobo lwento i-Kafka engayisungula ngemva kobusuku obucindezela kakhulu ku-absinthe.
Okubi nakakhulu, isayithi libala into njengedayisiwe. Abantu bathenga lezi, futhi uma udinga ukuthatha iminithi ukuze ulahlekelwe ukholo ezinhlobonhlobo, siyaqonda. Noma ubani ongasebenzisa amadola angamashumi amahlanu kulesi sivumelwano sokungabi nanzuzo kwakhe akufanele abe nalo. Kufanele babe nohlobo oluthile lwentambo ye-USB ukuze bahlale beboshelwe edeskini yabo futhi basuke endleleni yabantu bangempela.
11. I-Laser Guided Rocket Launcher
Uyazi ukuthi ama-Terminators aqala kanjani? Kungenxa yezinto ezinjengalezi. Sawubona bafo, asakhe isiqalisi se-missile ! Bese uyixhuma kukhompuyutha! Bese uyihlome ngesistimu yokukhomba nge-laser! Bese uyibeke ehhovisi elivamile lezakhamuzi lapho izoqeqeshelwa khona ukudubula abantu abayinyama! Kuyisifiso esimangalisayo kodwa esinombono omfishane sokuqhubeka nokwengeza izici ezengeziwe, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ziwenza umqondo ngaphansi kohlelo lwangempela noma cha. Kulokhu, uhlelo lwangempela oluthi, Ake sakhe ithoyizi elijabulisayo nelilula lenhliziyo lehhovisi ANGEKE lisetshenziswe ukuphuphuthekisa abantu! Siyayithanda nokho...
12. Barbie USB Drive
Ingabe ufuna ukulimaza unomphela izingane impilo yakho yonke? Ubukeka njengomuntu ohlanekezela okwesabekayo ehhovisi? Noma mhlawumbe ucabanga ukuthi uDavid Lynch akakayithinti imisebenzi yakho yekhompyutha yansuku zonke ngendlela abengaba nayo? Noma ngabe yikuphi uzofuna enye yalezi Amadrayivu e-USB kaBarbie - futhi ngenxa yezimangaliso zonxiwankulu ungathola okufunayo esikhundleni salokho okudingayo (ukwelashwa, kanye nohlobo oluthile lwezifundo zokuvuselela ezixhaswe nguhulumeni njenge-Horrific Decapitation - empeleni YINTO EBI)
13. I-Ashtray engenantuthu
Kwesinye sezibonelo ezinhle kakhulu zokukhangisa esake sazibona, lesi siza ithi ithreyi lakho lomlotha le-USB lizokwenza Ukubhema Okuyimfihlo Kubelula! Ngoba akukho okusho ukuthi kuyimfihlo kunefeni elikhulu elikhalayo elihlome ngama-LED acwayizayo axhunywe kukhompuyutha yakho kanye nokunuka kwentuthu. Bathi kuzoba kuhle ehhovisi, okuyiqiniso ngokwezobuchwepheshe uma uthenga bese wenza ama-adaptha ozowadinga ukuze uwaxhume ngemva kokubuyela ku-1950, okokugcina lapho uvunyelwe ukubhema ehhovisi. Kodwa ingabe singaphakamisa ukubuyisela ikhophi ye-Grey’s Sports Almanac esikhundleni - ngemva kwakho konke, yini embi kakhulu engenzeka?
14. I-USB Aquarium
Ingabe ungenelwa kalula yizinto ezihambayo ezingacacile? Ingabe unayo imali? Bese siyakuhalalisela, kungenzeka ukuthi uyikati elinekhadi lesikweletu noma imakethe eqondiwe I-USB Mini Aquarium . Le divayisi yenza indida - abaklami bangawakha futhi bamakethe kanjani umkhiqizo ohloselwe ngokusobala ukuthi uxhunywe kukhompuyutha ngaphandle kokuzwa ngezilondolozi zesikrini. Kufana nokuzama ukuthengisa iphonogram yewashi exhaswe uxhumano lwe-iPod - uhlobo olunemuva ngokuthandekayo, kodwa olunesikhathi esiningi kunokuthanda. Uma ngabe wazi noma ubani ngenye yalezi, inqubo egunyazwe uhulumeni iwukuhlehla kancane ngaphandle kokusebenzisa noma yimaphi amagama amakhulu angase abaqhubele ekudidekeni nasekuthukutheleni.
15. Inombolo Yedrayivu ye-USB Ekhiyiwe
Bayanda abantu abanjalo
a) ukwazi isidingo sokuvikeleka kwedatha ebalulekile
b) ngaphansi kwenkohliso enonya yokuthi idatha yabo ibalulekile
Ngaphandle uma usebenzela Social Security noma into enolwazi lwekhadi lesikweletu, i-cyber-crook evamile inentshisekelo eningi kuhla lwemibhalo yakho yezithombe zomndeni njengawo wonke umuntu omphoqa ukuthi azibuke. Uxolo ngalokho. Ukusebenzisa igama elingelona iqiniso ngaleli gama elingafanele Morse Code flash drive , elingenakho ukuconsa kwamachashazi noma odwi. Ikhiphedi yezinombolo nje evimbela idrayivu yakho ukuthi ifundwe kuze kube yilapho kufakwa ikhodi efanele - nakuba kungathatha isikhathi esingakanani isigebengu sangempela sidlule lesi silinganiso sokuhlupheka kuphela singalinganiswa ngemizuzwana. Uma evale amehlo. Futhi edakiwe.
Uma ufuna ukuvikeleka kwangempela, sincoma ukuthi uphathe induku enkulu ye-KingMax ngaphansi kolimi lwakho, usebenzisa ibhola le-USB le-bowling (elingenakuphikwa nhlobo!), noma uthembele ekwesabeni okukhulu kwe-USB Barbie ukuze uvimbele amasela.
16. Ukushayela Kwesithupha Kwangempela
I isithupha drive ikwenza kube ngokusemthethweni: kunohlobo oluthile lwesibindi e-Japan sokwakha induku ye-USB kuwo wonke amabizo okucula akhona. Ngeke sithi isithupha se-USB siyimali enhle: inani lamahlaya lihlala cishe isekhondi elilodwa (mhlawumbe ihora elilodwa uma ungumlandeli wabangane besizini yakamuva), kuyilapho idrayivu ye-USB yomuntu siqu isetshenziswa nsuku zonke. Ngaphandle uma usendleleni, ungene kakhulu kumamuvi e-Saw asikwazi ukukubona ujabulela lokhu kakhulu.
17. Izikhulumi Zembiza Yezimbali
Sikutshelile ukuthi kukhona isibindi. Lesi isiqongo sangempela se-Japanese computer crappery - akunangqondo neze, amagama amathathu kuphela esiNgisi kulo lonke ikhasi lomkhiqizo, futhi elilodwa lawo alilungile. Sicabanga ukuthi bebefuna ibhodwe lapho, noma sicabanga ukuthi noma yini mayelana nezinqubo zokucabanga zabantu abazokwakha umsindo wezimbali zomgunyathi ezifakwe ugesi kuyisiphakamiso esiyingozi.
Isiphukuphuku imbali mbumbulu ayidansi ngisho ngokucasulayo emculweni wethu nanoma yini. Uxolo, Japan, kodwa sina AMAZINGA okumosha kwethu okubi kwezinsiza, imali nobuchwepheshe kuleli zwe!
18. Ghost Radar
Isinyathelo 1: Thola umkhakha wemakethe wabantu abakhohliseka kakhulu
Isinyathelo sesi-2: Thatha imali yabo
Uma othile esezikholise ngokuthi imimoya efile indiza ngokungabonakali ekamelweni futhi ayibuke ibhala, ibenza bakholwe. amasenti angamashumi amahlanu ama-LED uyavumelana nabo kulula ngamahloni. Singathanda ukuyihleka usulu le divayisi, kodwa siphatheke kabi ngokuthi asizange sicabange ngayo kuqala.
19. Ifriji Elincane
Wake wakhononda ngokuthi kufanele uhambe usuka kukhompyutha yakho uye efrijini ukuze uthole amanzi ashukela amakhalori angaphezu kwesigidi? Uma kunjalo akufanele sikwenze kube lula kuwe ukugwema ukuzivocavoca njengoba kunamathuba angamaphesenti angamashumi amahlanu okuba usuyindilinga. Kodwa sinomsebenzi wokubika igajethi okufanele siwenze, yebo, futhi ngeke sivumele noma yini engenamsebenzi njengoba ukuhlasela kwakho kwenhliziyo okuseduze kusiphazamise!
I Ifriji encane yeBrando izokugcina eyodwa ingakupholisa ngaso sonke isikhathi. Uma izinto kushisa ku-Molten Core, ungakhathazeki nge-AFKing noma ukushiya iqembu lakho likhululekile - ikhompuyutha yakho izoba nesiqabu esibandayo esilungile. (ISEXWAYISO: Izindlu zangasese ze-USB azikenzeki, ngakho ukusebenzisa lesi siqandisi kuqinisekisa kuphela ukuthi kuzodingeka uvuke ekugcineni)
20. I-USB Air Mask
Kungenzeka wazi abanye abantu ababengakwazi ukuphila ngaphandle kwamakhompyutha abo, kodwa siyangabaza ukuthi kukhona abaxhume umoya ezintweni ezimbi kakhulu. Lokhu Imaski ye-anti-pollen esebenza nge-USB yakhelwe isizini yokungezwani komzimba nezinto ezithile - ungase ukubone kumamaski afanayo, angewona kagesi angakugcini uboshelwe kudeskithophu yakho njengohlobo oluthile lwesilwane esifuywayo semishini. Uhlelo luze lube ne-throttle, lapho udinga ukuphefumula kakhulu kukhompyutha yakho. Vele ukhumbule ukusula umlando wesiphequluli ngemuva kwalokho.
Ukuze uthole isifundo sokuvuselela ukuthi kungani ukuhlinzeka komoyampilo wakho emshinini kuwumbono omubi, sincoma ukubuka 2001 noma ucabange nje imizuzwana embalwa.
Elon Decker U-Elon ungumbhali wezobuchwepheshe e-Cyber S. Ubelokhu ebhala imihlahlandlela yokuthi kwenziwa kanjani cishe iminyaka eyi-6 futhi uhlanganise izihloko eziningi. Uthanda ukumboza izihloko ezihlobene ne-Windows, i-Android, namaqhinga namathiphu akamuva.