Wonke umuntu uthanda ukuhleka okuhle, futhi eminyakeni ye-electronics, ama-hijink aphezulu alinde nje ukukhishwa. Ngakho-ke sondela esikrinini sakho futhi ulungele ukukhipha zonke izinhlobo zama-shenanigan njengoba sethula imigilingwane engu-25 yobuchwepheshe obuphambili eyaziwa ngumuntu. Siyaxolisa kusengaphambili kubangani bakho kanye nozakwethu.
Okuqukethwe[ fihla ]
- 1. Qala kabusha Imephu
- 2. Ukuzijabulisa Kwefolda Yokuqalisa
- 3. Ideskithophu Enyamalalayo
- 4. Ukuzithuka
- 5. Ibhizinisi le-Serius
- 6. Umsindo Ocasulayo
- 7. I-Phantom yehhovisi
- 8. Ukulawulwa Kwezandla
- 9. Ukushintshanisa Isikhulumi
- 10. Ulaka Lokuzungeza
- 11. Ukugunda nxazonke
- 12. Isikhombi Esikhomba
- 13. Ukugunda nxazonke
- 14. Ukuzijabulisa Kwefoni
- 15. I-Twist yocingo
- 16. I-Bluetooth Blues
- 17. Umsindo Owenziwe ngokwezifiso
- 18. Isilawuli kude
- 19. I-Poltergeist Yezinsuku Zanamuhla
- 20. Amandla Okuphrinta
- 21. Scream Scream
- 22. Umbono Omubi
- 23. Crazy Keys
- 24. Imithetho Yokudlala
- 25. Isihogo seHotkey
1. Qala kabusha Imephu
Siqala ngesiqiniseko esisodwa sokulahla ngisho nomsebenzisi we-Windows othuthuke kakhulu. Ukusetha kulula futhi udinga imizuzwana embalwa uwedwa kukhompuyutha yomunye umuntu. Uma uthola ithuba, nyonyoba bese uchofoza kwesokudla isithonjana somngane wakho ku-Internet Explorer noma olunye uhlelo oluvame ukusetshenziswa. Hlela izakhiwo futhi ushintshe okuqondisiwe ukuze kuthi: %windir%system32shutdown.exe -r -t 00 Manje, ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho umngane wakho ezama ukusebenzisa i-IE, umshini wakhe uzoqala kabusha ngendlela engaqondakali - futhi uhleko lwakho luzovela khona manjalo.
2. Ukuzijabulisa Kwefolda Yokuqalisa
Ngenkathi sisesihlokweni sokuqalwa kwesistimu, ifolda Yokuqalisa IWindows iyindawo emnandi yokuzijabulisa. Dala ifayela lombhalo elinomlayezo ohlekisayo bese uliphonsa lapho ukuze umngane wakho womshado athole ukubingelela nsuku zonke - noma, uma ngempela ufuna ukwenza okubi, engeza isinqamuleli sokuqala kabusha esivela phezulu (akunconyiwe ngaphandle uma ufuna ukuthola imbongolo ikhahlelwe).
3. Ideskithophu Enyamalalayo
I-prank yekhompyutha yakudala ayisoze yaphela esitayelani. Iqhinga lesithombe sedeskithophu selikhona isikhashana, kodwa qiniseka: Ziningi izisulu ezingalindelekile ezisazotholwa. Vele uqonde kukhompuyutha engagadiwe, nciphisa wonke amawindi, bese ucindezela ukhiye Wokuphrinta Isikrini. Namathisela isithombe esithathiwe kunoma yiluphi uhlelo lokuhlela oluyingcaca - ngisho ne-Microsoft Paint izokwenza - bese ulondoloza ifayela bese ulibeka njengesizinda sedeskithophu. Bese, okumele ukwenze ukufihla izithonjana zangempela kudeskithophu - zibeke kufolda ndawana thize - futhi isisulu sakho sizozama ngokungapheli ukuchofoza izithonjana ezingekho, empeleni eziyingxenye yesithombe sangemuva. Kokunye okuhlukile, shiya uhlelo olulodwa luvuliwe lapho uthwebula isikrini futhi ubuka njengoba umuntu ezama ukusichofoza, abhale kuso, futhi asivale kungasizakali.
4. Ukuzithuka
Zimbalwa izinto ezihlekisayo kunokuphoqa umngane ukuthi azithuke - futhi iMicrosoft ikwenze kwaba lula ukwenza lokho kanye. Thatha isikhashana ukuhlela isici Sokulungisa Ngokuzenzakalelayo ku-Word noma i-Outlook yozakwenu (sikumenyu Yamathuluzi kuzo zombili izinhlelo). Engeza okufakiwe okusha ukuze ufake i-douche esikhundleni samagama abo, futhi ubuke ukuthi ama-imeyili namadokhumenti azothakazelisa kangakanani ngokuzumayo. Ubuciko obuncane bungathatha lena ngezindlela eziningi ezahlukene nezijabulisa ngokulinganayo.
5. Ibhizinisi le-Serius
Ngenkathi usezilungiselelweni ze-Word noma ze-Outlook, enye indawo enhle yokuphazamisa isichazamazwi. Faka esikhundleni samagama ambalwa alungile ongapelwa kahle ngendlela evamile ngenxa nje yokugigitheka. Qiniseka ukuthi uyayiyeka idlale futhi uxazululwe ngaphambi kokuthi osebenza naye athumele noma imaphi amamemo asemthethweni kuyo yonke inhlangano.
6. Umsindo Ocasulayo
Ukutshalwa kwezimali okuncane kuzoba nenzuzo enkulu nge-ThinkGeek I-Annoy-a-Tron . Le gajethi encane ka- ingakhanyisa ngisho namahhovisi amabi kakhulu. Kubukeka njengengxenye yekhompuyutha, kodwa uma uphenyisa iswishi, lo mfana uthumela amazwi acasulayo kanye nama-buzz ngezikhathi ezithile. Ungakwazi futhi ukushintsha phakathi kwemisindo ehlukene yokugaya. Into ikazibuthe, ngakho-ke uvele uyishaye ngemuva kwekhompuyutha yothile bese umbuka ezama ukuthola ukuthi lowo msindo omubi uvelaphi (ukusikisela: abasoze bakwenza).
7. I-Phantom yehhovisi
Ukuthatha i-Annoy-a-Tron phezulu kunotshi, i I-Phantom Keystroker empeleni ixhuma embotsheni ye-USB bese yenza ukucindezela kokhiye okungahleliwe noma ukunyakaza kwegundane njalo emizuzwini embalwa. Ungakwazi ukulawula ukuvama kanye nohlobo lokukhishwa kwekhabhoni. Ngo-, lokhu kungase kubize yonke imali eyisenti—ikakhulukazi uma ungayibhala njengezindleko zebhizinisi.
8. Ukulawulwa Kwezandla
Uma ibhajethi yakho ingenayo ithebhu yamagajethi e-pranking, ungakwazi njalo ukuhamba ngendlela oyisebenzisayo futhi usebenzise imbobo ye-USB ukuze unamathisele igundane lesibili kumbhoshongo oseduze. Lokhu kusebenza kahle kakhulu kumuntu ongaphesheya kwakho, uma ukwazi ukungena ngaphansi kwedeski lakho futhi ufinyelele ngemuva kwekhompyutha yakhe. Xhuma, qhweba, futhi ubabuke beshwiba. Amaphuzu angeziwe uma unegundane elingenantambo.
9. Ukushintshanisa Isikhulumi
Njengoba usuvele ungaphansi kwedeski, zama enye i-switcheroo: ukushintsha kwesipikha. Vele uxhume izipikha zabo kukhompuyutha yakho. Manje qala ukudlala okuthile okufana nomsindo wokushaya kwenhliziyo okunemvamisa ephansi kuluphu futhi ubone ukuthi bazama isikhathi esingakanani ukumisa inkathazo kukhompuyutha yabo. Ukuze uthole okuhlukile okunamandla, ungazishintshi izintambo zangempela, kodwa kunalokho vele ushintshe esinye sezipikha zakho - okungcono kakhulu leso esingenaso isilawuli sevolumu - nesazo. Manje basazozwa imisindo yabo yesistimu evela kusipika esisele, futhi njengebhonasi eyengeziwe, ngeke babe nendlela yokulawula ivolumu ye-antics yakho ecasulayo.
10. Ulaka Lokuzungeza
Umdlalo olula kodwa osheshayo futhi ohlale uhlekisa ukubeka okhiye bokuzungezisa isikrini ukusebenzisa iMicrosoft engakaze ihloswe. Vele ugijime eduze kwedeski lozakwenu, finyelela phezulu bese ucindezela u-Ctrl-Alt-up noma phansi ukuze uzungezise umumo wokuqapha. Uma unesikhathi uwedwa, ungaphinda ungene ku-Control Panel bese usetha igundane lakho kwesokunxele. Bazochitha imizuzu eyi-10 bebhekise amakhanda emaceleni bezama ukuthola ukuthi kwenzakalani.
11. Ukugunda nxazonke
Igundane le-laser kungenzeka liqede inkathi yokwebiwa kwebhola legundane, kodwa lavula enye inketho. Namathisela izingcezu ezimbalwa ezinezingqimba zeteyiphu ebonisa ngale ohlangothini olungezansi lwegundane lomngane wakho ukuze umonakalise ngempela ukusebenza kwalo. Noma, ukuthola amaphuzu ebhonasi, qopha inothi elincane le-Post-It elithi Kungani igundane lami lingasebenzi? phezu kwe-laser.
12. Isikhombi Esikhomba
Enye i-prank yegundane enkulu ikulindile ku-Control Panel. Ngaphansi kwethebhu Yesikhombi sezilungiselelo zegundane, shintsha isikhombi segundane esizenzakalelayo sibe ingilazi yehora. Kungazelelwe, uhlelo luhlala lumatasa lusebenza! Kwenzakalani?!
13. Ukugunda nxazonke
Chitha isikhathi esengeziwe kuzilungiselelo zegundane futhi uzothola ubumnandi obuningi ongaba nabo. Zama ukushintsha izinkinobho zomngane eziyinhloko nezesibili ukuze udideke ngokugcwele, noma uhambise isivinini sesikhombi siye kushesha kakhulu noma ukubambesa ngokwedlulele ukuze ubanikeze ukukhungatheka okukhulu.
14. Ukuzijabulisa Kwefoni
Ake sishintshele ocingweni kancane. Okokuqala, isevisi engagugi: I-PrankDial.com . Vele ungene emanzini bese ufaka inombolo yocingo yomngane. Ungakhetha exukwini lamazwi nezitayela ezahlukene, bese ufaka noma yimuphi umlayezo owufunayo, futhi uzobabiza futhi ukusho phezulu. Ungakwazi ukwenza imigilingwane emithathu yale migilingwane nsuku zonke ngaphandle kwenkokhiso, okufanele ikushiyele izinketho eziningi ezicasulayo.
15. I-Twist yocingo
Ezinye izingosi ezimbili ziletha ukusonta okuhlukile ezinkingeni zefoni. I-TeleSpoof.com futhi I-SpoofCard.com ikuvumela ukuthi ushayele noma ubani futhi ube nanoma iyiphi inombolo oyifunayo ku-CallerID. Bona ukuthi intombi yakho idideka kanjani uma ushayela umakhalekhukhwini wayo…usebenzisa umakhalekhukhwini wayo. Isevisi ngayinye ikuvumela kuphela ukuthi wenze izingcingo ezintathu ngenombolo yocingo ngayinye ngaphambi kokuba ukhokhe, kodwa lokho kwanele ukukunikeza ukuzijabulisa okwanele. O, futhi kusesemthethweni, noma lokho kungashintsha - ngakho-ke qhubeka nalokhu ngenkathi ukwazi.
16. I-Bluetooth Blues
IHhovisi laduma umgilingwane wethu olandelayo, futhi ndoda, ingabe lihlala lingumnqobi. Bamba umakhalekhukhwini wosebenza naye lapho bewushiya uhlezi bese ubhanqa ihedisethi yakho ye-Bluetooth kuye. Manje usungathatha futhi ushaye zonke izingcingo zabo. UJim Halpert, ungumuntu oyedwa ohlakaniphile.
17. Umsindo Owenziwe ngokwezifiso
Uyamazi umuntu onohlobo lweselula olubonisa umlayezo owenzeka ngendlela oyifisayo esikrinini esikhulu? Lokhu okulandelayo kungokwabo. Uma ukwazi, ngena kuzilungiselelo zefoni yabo bese ushintsha umlayezo uthi AYIKHO INKONZO. Ukusabela okuqinisekisiwe lapho bebuya.
18. Isilawuli kude
Emuva kukhompuyutha ukuze uthole imigilingwane ethuthuke kakhulu. Lena ingase imfanele kakhulu umngane oseduze noma omunye obalulekile, njengoba kuzodingeka ufake okuthile, futhi ungase uxoshwe ngokukwenza emsebenzini. Setha iseva ye-VNC (virtual network computing) kusistimu yabo. Ungathola ezikhululekile ezifana TightVNC yeWindows noma OSXvnc okweMacs. Uma usuqedile ukumisa, ungachofoza, uthayiphe, futhi wenze noma yini kusistimu yabo usuka kukhompuyutha yakho. Yenza izinto ezicashile njengokucindezela ukhiye ngezikhathi ezithile noma ukwethulwa kohlelo futhi ubone ukuthi zidida kangakanani. Asikukhuthazi ukugcina lokhu isikhathi eside, noma kunjalo, noma ungase ubhekane nemiphumela emibi ngokucasuka kwabo (futhi ungase ubone imikhuba yezithombe zobulili ezingcolile ephazamisayo njengomphumela ongahlosiwe).
19. I-Poltergeist Yezinsuku Zanamuhla
Okuhlukile okungangeneleli kulowo mbono wuhlelo olubizwa Ihhovisi Poltergeist , futhi manje isiyatholakala njengento elula Isandiso seFirefox . Uma usufake le ngane, ungadlala imisindo ecasulayo, ulayishe amakhasi ewebhu amasha, unyakazise amawindi, futhi uthumele imilayezo ephumayo kukhompuyutha yomunye umuntu. Iphinde ibe nesici sokushintsha igama ngalinye ekhasini lewebhu elinye igama olikhethile. Siphakamisa ukushintshanisa i-inthanethi ukuze wenze ucansi.
20. Amandla Okuphrinta
Uma unolwazi lwenethiwekhi, bhala lokhu okulandelayo. Yenza uphenyo omncane futhi uthole ukuthi ifolda yephrinta yenethiwekhi yehhovisi lakho ikuphi. Uma usunayo leyo nugget yolwazi, usulungile. Zulazula uye kuleyo ndlela, khetha noma iyiphi iphrinta, bese uchofoza okuthi xhuma. Manje usunamandla okuphrinta nokuthumela imilayezo yephepha kwezinye izindawo zehhovisi lakho ngaphandle kwencazelo.
21. Scream Scream
I-prank yethu elandelayo iza ngezilokotho zeMicrosoft, ngokumangazayo ngokwanele. Abahleli bezinhlelo lapho bakhiphe ihhovisi I-Blue Screen of Death simulator . Faka isivikeli-skrini ku-PC yensizwa ye-IT engasoli futhi ubone uphawu olwesabekayo lwephutha lesistimu luvela ngemva kwemizuzu embalwa yokungasebenzi.
22. Umbono Omubi
Mayelana nezikrini, Iphaneli Yokulawula YeWindows inikeza ithuba lethu elilandelayo lobubi. Ngena kuzilungiselelo ezithuthukile bese uzama ukuguqula ukukhanya kuye phansi kanye nokuqhathanisa kuye phezulu uma ngempela ufuna ukumoshakala ngombono womboni.
23. Crazy Keys
Ingabe ufuna ukuhlanyisa umngane wakho ngekhibhodi yakhe siqu? Vakashela Izilungiselelo Zesifunda Nolimi ngaphansi Kwephaneli Yokulawula YeWindows ukuze uthole ukuzijabulisa. Kuphikiswana ukuthi uhlanya oluthiwa August Dvorak wakha i esinye isakhiwo sekhibhodi lokho - ukumangala okukhulu - akuzange kuhambe. Kodwa usengakwazi ukuyifinyelela futhi wenze ukuthayipha okuvamile kungenzeki. Vele uye ngaphansi kwethebhu ethi Izilimi, chofoza Imininingwane, bese ungeza, futhi uzothola inketho yokwenza kanjalo lungisa kabusha ngokuphelele ikhibhodi .
24. Imithetho Yokudlala
Imithetho ye-Outlook, njengomthetho ojwayelekile, ingenza imigilingwane eminingi. Zama ukumisa eyodwa kukhompuyutha yosebenza naye ukuze noma iyiphi i-imeyili evela kuwe ibangele ukuba kudlalwe umsindo wenjabulo, ikhophi eqinile ukuthi iphrintwe, futhi ikhophi idluliselwe kubo ngokushesha ukuze kugcizelelwe okwengeziwe. Kunokwehluka okuningi ongazama uma i-combo isiguga.
25. Isihogo seHotkey
Umgilingwane wethu wokugcina ungase ube ohlukumeza kakhulu kunayo yonke. Uhlelo oluncane olubizwa I-AutoHotKey - into ewusizo kakhulu ngezinjongo ezisemthethweni - ikuvumela ukuthi unikeze zonke izinhlobo zamamakhro kuzinhlanganisela ezibalulekile ozikhethayo. Awudingi ngisho nokufaka okuthile kukhompuyutha yomunye umuntu, njengoba udala imibhalo kusistimu yakho bese ungakwazi ukuyiguqula ibe amafayela asebenzisekayo omane uwasebenzise komunye umshini. Ngombhalo othile oyisisekelo, ungenza noma iyiphi iyunithi yezinhlamvu yombhalo ithathelwe indawo ngokuzenzakalelayo enye into, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi umuntu ukuluphi uhlelo. Ungakwazi futhi ukuhlela kabusha okhiye abashisayo abayisisekelo njengo-Ctrl-P ukuze wenze noma yini oyifunayo - njenge-Outlook evulekile kanye thumela umlayezo kuwe ekwazisa ukuthi umuhle kangakanani. Chitha isikhathi nalena futhi uzothola imigilingwane eyanele ukuze ugcine ama-hijinks akho ephuma phambili.
Ngakho-ke usunakho: imigilingwane engu-25 yobuchwepheshe obuphambili. Wasebenzise kahle futhi uwasebenzise ngobuhlakani — futhi ungezi kithi uma othile ekulimaza ngokomzimba ngenxa yalokho.
Elon Decker U-Elon ungumbhali wezobuchwepheshe e-Cyber S. Ubelokhu ebhala imihlahlandlela yokuthi kwenziwa kanjani cishe iminyaka eyi-6 futhi uhlanganise izihloko eziningi. Uthanda ukumboza izihloko ezihlobene ne-Windows, i-Android, namaqhinga namathiphu akamuva.